A source close to mickelsson.net informed that after a brilliant start the "Experts" section rapidly declined in popularity. The hired experts nowadays "spend most of their days rolling their thumbs or playing Solitaire for the lack of questions. They fear layoffs since the labor market for experts is currently at rock-bottom", the source said.
One of these experts, who requested that his identity would not be disclosed, expressed his opinion as follows: "This is a crisis! We have all this tremendous brainthrust at mickelsson.net's disposal, yet not a single question! If people are unhappy with our answers, please let us know!"
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